Comments on: Being Late…

By: Lois Otiocha

Lois Otiocha — Wed, 25 Aug 2010 05:56:12 +0000

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-omg its funny kos i have been sayeng this for years. it has gotten to the point that i go to sleep,,wake up at 12:oo am to get ready for a party. i have heard of fashionably late but us nigerians take it to a new level. lmao.

By: rena

rena — Thu, 08 Jul 2010 21:23:42 +0000

kingsley are u the same kingsley i know in dallas, texas? iam james girlfriend rena in louisiana.

By: Chuma

Chuma — Wed, 23 Jun 2010 19:06:17 +0000

My uncle set it up perfectly, telling us and all the Nigerian relatives that the wedding stared at 12pm noon. So we get there relatively early around 3:30pm, but the church is pretty much empty except for some white ppl who were told the wedding started at 4:30…..

Everybody shows up about 5PM, and everything goes as scheduled

By: Ike

Ike — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 18:58:12 +0000

This is a condensed version of the Nigerian constitution.
Even in death, unlike other cultures that bury their dead in a manner of days, some families wait months to bury their dead.

Ike

By: chayoma

chayoma — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 14:42:24 +0000

too funny

By: Yemi

Yemi — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 20:44:17 +0000

I went to a wedding that was supposed to start at 2. I got there before the bride, who arrived at 2.30. Wedding started at 3. It finally got full at 4.30

By: P.A.

P.A. — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 03:42:50 +0000

LOL, he actually looked at the camera, Chidi….stuffnigerianpeoplelike: TAKING PICTURES AND NOT LOOKING AT THE CAMERA THAT IS TAKING THE PICTURE!!!

By: Chidi

Chidi — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 21:57:11 +0000

LOLOLOL… can someone please click on the link to Kola above? That pic deserves a spot somewhere on this website!!!

By: keayo

keayo — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 21:42:07 +0000

LOL, hilarious. You about a month LATE on commenting on this post but keep them stories coming.

By: Kola

Kola — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 21:18:26 +0000

LATE COMMERS. Late to school, late to leave.... I have some stories to share concerning the issue of BEING LATE. You see when we were in Primary school, we used to be known for being at least 2 hours late for school and we used to be known for been the only guys left standing after others have left. schoo. You see, our Dad has this habit of talk on the phone and waisting precious time talking to so called friends, while other parents have dropped their children off to school. As a result, we end up comming an hour after school assemble. To make matters worst, the teachers will now turn all their frustation and have us clean the school compund and cut the grass. In the worst case scenario, this teachers will personally beat us insult us, and add more punishment. When school is over in the afternoon, be ready to stay atleast 2 hours. God forbid if there was child molester or a kidnapper in the neigborhood, I won't be where i am today .You see our Dad has this habit of forgetting that he actaully has children. He is either away from town or at the same friends house....But, we end up going home, whenever Dad decides it time. I no go forget primary school days...

By: lee lee

lee lee — Sun, 06 Sep 2009 15:23:21 +0000

After a couple of “late arrivals” to important events by some of my friends, I got hip to it, so I learned to improvise, if there is an event that starts at 7pm, I just lie and tell them it starts at 2pm.. that way they will be close to comming on time

By: em-tee

em-tee — Sun, 06 Sep 2009 13:23:02 +0000

Y’all have no idea!!! Current thg now is to send an IV saying smthg like this – “Time: 5pm for 6.” Meaning- time na 5pm sha but we know say as naija ppl, una go show 6o’clock. Some ppl still get there at 8 and scream as how they havent got any food. Gotta love Nigeria.

By: Rosie

Rosie — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 20:12:57 +0000

I tell my co-workers that it is rude to show up to a Nigerian event early. Just plain rude. Dem look me with wide mouth.

By: Uzor

Uzor — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 02:56:19 +0000

THIS IS SO TRUE, lol.

By: Obinna

Obinna — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 03:35:24 +0000

Lol, this stuff is hilarious.. and very true..

By: Stuff Nigerian People Like » Blog Archive » Ghana Must Go

Stuff Nigerian People Like » Blog Archive » Ghana Must Go — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 05:03:22 +0000

[...] The ‘Ghana Must Go’ is used to carry many things like clothing, stock fish, goat meat, shoes, kitchenware, leaflets, DJ supplies, car parts, illegally imported spices and whatever else you can fit in there. Go to any international airport, you will probably see a section of Nigerians quickly emptying out their Ghana Must Go because they have exceeded the fifty pound weight limit. (If only they had been on time, they would have had time to carefully seperate their things in a logi…) [...]

By: UgoBabe1 of Ala Ngwa Nmara Nma

UgoBabe1 of Ala Ngwa Nmara Nma — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 03:53:34 +0000

buhahahaaahaaa @the 7pm picture which says check out the demographic that has arrived….

By: O-b-i

O-b-i — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 20:36:18 +0000

LMAO….good job creating the site. like the pics of the graduation party.
hilarious.

By: Uche

Uche — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 18:07:08 +0000

LMAO!! This is hilarious, but sadly VERY true!!

By: Kobi

Kobi — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 17:59:37 +0000

Ha ha…sooo true, Maggie.