Patty: actually having to use the term "pah-lo"(parlor) so they know what youre talking about. smh.

Ekene: When your mother is mad or frustrated, she'll bring out you government in front of everyone, no matter the place. Ex: My mother and I are shopping at the mall. She sees a nice dress. Mom: EKENEDILICHUKWU! I LIKE THIS DRESS.

Princess Adaorah: "Eugene: bananas and peanuts" ..this made my night! I <3 Nigerians

Nikky: Making you kneel down with both hands raised as punishment. And if you drop ur hands u start over.

Y.O.: Nigerians love letting others know their titles and letters after their name. Ex. Seyi O, BS, MS, Esq., PhD, MD.....

Tobi: That left hand situation is so true, but yet the worst experience in the world especially if you're actually left handed like me! If I so much as make a mistake for any reason at all they blame the clumsiness on my left hand.

Amara: When your parents call you and get your voicemail, but leave a message as if it were an answering machine. "HELLO AMARA. ARE YOU THERE? IF YOU'RE THERE, PICK UP DE PHONE." I've explained to these ppl that I cannot hear them while they're leaving a voicemail!

E. A.: thts sooo funni and true!!!

Naja_2_dxn: raising both hands while snapping your fingers....or better yet making a "popping" noise while loosely swinging your first 3 fingers in shock or disbelief

Naja_2_dxn: Nwao.....this is so hilarious

chineke: medical doctah. London. OH. Lots of OHs. Guiness and vita malt.

Karen O.: People trying to wife you up when you visit Nigerian...and then via e-mail when you arrive back in Yankee!!

Eyeni: "IF I DON JUS GIVE YOU A DERRY SLAP NOW, GHEL!"

Eugene: bananas and peanuts

gidi-girl: putting your finger to your tongue, raising in the air and going "walai talai' or "i go swear for you o"

P.A.: Using Maggi cubes and palm oil

Damilola: putting O behind every word they say "how are you O"

Karen O.: Some Nigerians have a permanent "stank face" look!!

Olachi: nigerians love referring to people as "my friend", "young man", and "small boy"

Christine N.: Pulling their ear... "Gawwwwdddd is my witness... I will train youuuuuuu even if it KILLS me! But you will NOT KILL ME! We shall SEE!!!" Shuddering... the threats and me and my sisters praying silently. 'God, please don't give her the strength to beat us...' LMBO.

emmie: when your mom is using a calling card for long distance to nigeria and she is screaming at the top of her lungs saying stuff like " HELLO ELLO" even when they can hear her clearly

songbirdchi: Don't forget how when you always go to party/functions, and your parents tell you its time to go. you and your siblings get ready and pack everything, only to find your parents still chit chatting for atleast 2 more hours! and when they finish they will say " my friend i thought i told you [...]

P.A.: TAKING PICTURES AND NOT LOOKING AT THE CAMERA THAT IS TAKING THE PICTURE!!!

chichi: This seriously made my day!

Kola: Nigerians are crazy and obssessed about MERCEDES Benz, old version or new. My father once had Mercedes Benz, we call it the BLACK BENZ, 300 verson. Oh my God, this man worshipped this car for 10 years. We could spend a whole sunday morning cleaning this car, cleaning the tires, the windshield, the car seat. [...]